The Stones in '65 want total satisfaction kid, but The Stones in '69 see grace in just getting what you need

Because I did not plan, I am home tonight instead of at the Arthur Russel documentary. That's alright though, there is another screening of it and I will buy tickets online so as not to miss it again.

Since I am home though, I thought I should clarify some things that I realized are wrong in previous posts, as well as point out other strange things in the land of Fucking Marsupials. I hope you got that.

First, a retraction. My interning editor did not catch that in fact the Australian word for duvet, is not duvie, but instead, doona. He is now fired, and I don't look too stupid trying to fit in with the other Melburnians by saying doona. No I'm joking, we all look like jackasses when we say that word.

Second, another mistake by the former editorial staff of this blog, fanny is old slang here in Australia. No one uses it, and in fact, I get made fun of from Australians for using it. How terrible is that? Thanks for nothing whoever told me that.

So don't go running around propagating those terrible facts of mine. I promise to be a bit more vigilant in that area of the blog.

Also, two small facts to keep you up to date. Australian light switches are opposite ours, they turn on downwards. It's strange.

As well...according to a close source, Australians don't date anymore, they've moved on and are now to the point where they just, quoting from my source, "get drunk and fuck." I'm a very civilized person compared to these savages, and it's like I come from another time and world.

Okay, Fatti and I just got invited to a party so instead of sitting around like a bum, we'll go drink like some.